CRITICISM: If you must publish someone's faults, then why not publish your own?
They who row their boat generally don't have time to rock it.
Those who put antiknock in their automobiles, ought to take a dose of it themselves.
When I start to find fault with all that I see, it's time to start looking for what's wrong with me.
A good way to avoid heart trouble;...Don't run upstairs, and ...Don't run down people.
The most loved folks in our community seem to be the ones who never can recall anything bad about any of us.
CURIOUSITY: If you tell someone there are 300 billion stars in the universe, they'll believe you. But if you tell them a park bench has just been painted, they have to touch it to be sure.
Some folks aren't interested in anything unless it's none of their business.
There is only one fellow who doesn't mind if you stick your nose into his business...That's the guy who makes Kleenex!
DEATH: No one ever repented of being a Christian on their deathbed.
I am standing on the seashore. A ship spreads her white sails to the morning breeze and starts for the ocean. I stand waching her until she fades on the horizon, and someone at my side says, "She is gone."
Gone where? The loss of sight is in me, not in her. Just at the moment when someone says, "She is gone", there are others who are watching her coming. Other voices take up the glad shout. "Here she comes", and that is dying. (Henry Scott Holland)
This isn't death I'm facing, but it's life forevermore. It's not the end I'm nearing; it's entering heaven's door. The way ahead is fairer than it's ever been before. For It's glory, yes it's glory over yonder! (H.H Savage)
I am in perfect peace, resting alone on the blood of Christ. I find this amply sufficint with which to enter the presence of God. (Mel Trotter)
The Sun is setting, mine is rising. I go from this bed to a crown. Farewell
(S.B.Bangs)
This isn't death...it's glory; It isn't dark...it's light; It isn't stumbling, groping or even faith...It's sight! It isn't grief...it's having the last tear wiped away; It's sunrise, it's the morning of my eternal day!
Two fellows watched the funeral procession pass by...the richest man in town had died. "How much did he leave?" asked one. "He left it all," was the answer. We never see a hearse going to a cemetery with a U-Haul trailer behind it, loaded with the dead man's possessions. No man can take even his golf clubs with him.
Suzie: "Why does your grandmother read the Bible so much in her old age?
Jeannie: "I think it's because she's cramming for her final exams."
Let us endeavor so to live that when we die even the undertaker will be sorry. (Mark Twain)
All we can hold in our cold, dead hands is what we have given away. (Old Sanskrit Proverb)
DECEIT: You may fool all the people some of the time; you can even fool some of the people all of the time; but you can't fool all of the people all of the time. (Abraham Lincoln) Added: You cannot fool God any of the time.
DELAYS: Let us not rebel against delays. We must not steal tomorrow out of God's hands. God is never too late. He is always right on time.
DENTIST: The favorite song of dentists is; "The Yanks Are Coming!"
DEPRESSION: When you are down in the mouth, remember Jonah. He came out all right.
Don't despair because you have occasional sinking spells of despondency...just remember the sun has a sinking spell every night.
DISCIPLESHIP: Sonship costs us nothing, Jesus paid the price.]
Discipleship costs us all we have. A total sacrifice.
DISCONTENT: Don't be a cloud because you failed to become a star.
DISOBEDIENCE: If you go against the grain of God's laws, you get splinters!
DRIVING: When driving your car, watch the car that is behind the car in front of you.
Always try to drive so that your licencse will expire before you do.
They who row their boat generally don't have time to rock it.
Those who put antiknock in their automobiles, ought to take a dose of it themselves.
When I start to find fault with all that I see, it's time to start looking for what's wrong with me.
A good way to avoid heart trouble;...Don't run upstairs, and ...Don't run down people.
The most loved folks in our community seem to be the ones who never can recall anything bad about any of us.
CURIOUSITY: If you tell someone there are 300 billion stars in the universe, they'll believe you. But if you tell them a park bench has just been painted, they have to touch it to be sure.
Some folks aren't interested in anything unless it's none of their business.
There is only one fellow who doesn't mind if you stick your nose into his business...That's the guy who makes Kleenex!
DEATH: No one ever repented of being a Christian on their deathbed.
I am standing on the seashore. A ship spreads her white sails to the morning breeze and starts for the ocean. I stand waching her until she fades on the horizon, and someone at my side says, "She is gone."
Gone where? The loss of sight is in me, not in her. Just at the moment when someone says, "She is gone", there are others who are watching her coming. Other voices take up the glad shout. "Here she comes", and that is dying. (Henry Scott Holland)
This isn't death I'm facing, but it's life forevermore. It's not the end I'm nearing; it's entering heaven's door. The way ahead is fairer than it's ever been before. For It's glory, yes it's glory over yonder! (H.H Savage)
I am in perfect peace, resting alone on the blood of Christ. I find this amply sufficint with which to enter the presence of God. (Mel Trotter)
The Sun is setting, mine is rising. I go from this bed to a crown. Farewell
(S.B.Bangs)
This isn't death...it's glory; It isn't dark...it's light; It isn't stumbling, groping or even faith...It's sight! It isn't grief...it's having the last tear wiped away; It's sunrise, it's the morning of my eternal day!
Two fellows watched the funeral procession pass by...the richest man in town had died. "How much did he leave?" asked one. "He left it all," was the answer. We never see a hearse going to a cemetery with a U-Haul trailer behind it, loaded with the dead man's possessions. No man can take even his golf clubs with him.
Suzie: "Why does your grandmother read the Bible so much in her old age?
Jeannie: "I think it's because she's cramming for her final exams."
Let us endeavor so to live that when we die even the undertaker will be sorry. (Mark Twain)
All we can hold in our cold, dead hands is what we have given away. (Old Sanskrit Proverb)
DECEIT: You may fool all the people some of the time; you can even fool some of the people all of the time; but you can't fool all of the people all of the time. (Abraham Lincoln) Added: You cannot fool God any of the time.
DELAYS: Let us not rebel against delays. We must not steal tomorrow out of God's hands. God is never too late. He is always right on time.
DENTIST: The favorite song of dentists is; "The Yanks Are Coming!"
DEPRESSION: When you are down in the mouth, remember Jonah. He came out all right.
Don't despair because you have occasional sinking spells of despondency...just remember the sun has a sinking spell every night.
DISCIPLESHIP: Sonship costs us nothing, Jesus paid the price.]
Discipleship costs us all we have. A total sacrifice.
DISCONTENT: Don't be a cloud because you failed to become a star.
DISOBEDIENCE: If you go against the grain of God's laws, you get splinters!
DRIVING: When driving your car, watch the car that is behind the car in front of you.
Always try to drive so that your licencse will expire before you do.
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