ECONOMICS: It would be a novelty to have this country's fiscal policy managed by someone who has been compelled to earn a living.
We owe a great deal to our forefathers, and that's another debt we will probably never repay.
Old accountants never die...they just lose their balance.
The modern way to do things is; to drive a car that is still unpaid for, on an expressway that is bond-financed, using gasoline bought with a credit card.
EDUCATION: If you think education is expensive, try ignorance. (bumper sticker)
A hundred mistakes are an education if you learn something from each one.
Most people are willing to pay more to be amused than to be educated.
EFFECTIVENESS: If your efficiency doesn't have Christ's sufficiency, it will result in deficiency.
EGOTISM: Egotist; "I have many faults, but being wrong isn't one of them."
When two egotists meet, it is a case of ''I'' for an "I".
His conversation was on a "boast" to "boast" network.
ENCOURAGEMENT: He who climbs the highest is he who helps another ascend. The best thing to do behind a person's back is...pat it!
ENGAGEMENT: Getting engaged is an urge on the verge of a merge.
ENVY: People who are green with envy are ripe for trouble.
ETERNITY: My interest is in the future because I am going to spend the rest of my life there. (C.F.Kettering)
He who provides for this life, but makes no provision for eternity, is wise for a moment, but a fool forever.
We humans make provisions for this life as if it would never end, and make provision for the life to come as if it would never begin.
We will have all eternity in which to celebrate our victories, but we have so little time left in which to win them.
EVOLUTION: First, he was a pollywog...beginning to begin; Then he was a froggy...with his tail tucked in; then he was a monkey...in a banyan tree; Now he is a doctor...with a Ph.D!
The probability of life originating by accident is comparable to the probability of the unabridged dictionary resulting from an explosion in the print shop.(Edwin Conklin)
If you meet a fella who claims he descended from a monkey, don't argue with him...because after all, he knows his family better than you do.
A hundred mistakes are an education if you learn something from each one.
Most people are willing to pay more to be amused than to be educated.
EFFECTIVENESS: If your efficiency doesn't have Christ's sufficiency, it will result in deficiency.
EGOTISM: Egotist; "I have many faults, but being wrong isn't one of them."
When two egotists meet, it is a case of ''I'' for an "I".
His conversation was on a "boast" to "boast" network.
ENCOURAGEMENT: He who climbs the highest is he who helps another ascend. The best thing to do behind a person's back is...pat it!
ENGAGEMENT: Getting engaged is an urge on the verge of a merge.
ENVY: People who are green with envy are ripe for trouble.
ETERNITY: My interest is in the future because I am going to spend the rest of my life there. (C.F.Kettering)
He who provides for this life, but makes no provision for eternity, is wise for a moment, but a fool forever.
We humans make provisions for this life as if it would never end, and make provision for the life to come as if it would never begin.
We will have all eternity in which to celebrate our victories, but we have so little time left in which to win them.
EVOLUTION: First, he was a pollywog...beginning to begin; Then he was a froggy...with his tail tucked in; then he was a monkey...in a banyan tree; Now he is a doctor...with a Ph.D!
The probability of life originating by accident is comparable to the probability of the unabridged dictionary resulting from an explosion in the print shop.(Edwin Conklin)
If you meet a fella who claims he descended from a monkey, don't argue with him...because after all, he knows his family better than you do.
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